Our many faces(: #footballgame #fridaynights #selfiequeen #selfieking #cornballin’ #mcm #earlypost

Our many faces(: #footballgame #fridaynights #selfiequeen #selfieking #cornballin’ #mcm #earlypost


Layin in the babe’s room waiting for him to get out of the shower…I don’t think he realizes I’m even in here. LOL #bouttoscareanigga #lounging #footballtonight

Layin in the babe’s room waiting for him to get out of the shower…I don’t think he realizes I’m even in here. LOL #bouttoscareanigga #lounging #footballtonight


The cone of shame. My poor baby :( #fixed #nolongerfertilemyrtle #puppy #ladybird #spayed #spca

The cone of shame. My poor baby :( #fixed #nolongerfertilemyrtle #puppy #ladybird #spayed #spca


funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

(via phoebeard)


I play it on the guitar everyday with one person on my mind, and I feel the emotion in her lyrics and have found myself so lost in playing it that I change lyrics to fit my relationship.

I play it on the guitar everyday with one person on my mind, and I feel the emotion in her lyrics and have found myself so lost in playing it that I change lyrics to fit my relationship.





cat-shaming:

Because a cat who actually loves wearing an inflatable horn is rarer than a horse with a real one.

cat-shaming:

Because a cat who actually loves wearing an inflatable horn is rarer than a horse with a real one.

(via unimpressedcats)


bemyoldselfagain:

Taylor stalking our blogs like

bemyoldselfagain:

Taylor stalking our blogs like

(via ourprincesswift)